Posted by Spyder 63.64.160.245 using Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt) on April 11, 2000 at 22:00:28:
In Reply to: This is for kaptan...and anyone else wishing to venture into the exploration of my twisted psychie... posted by MrG on April 11, 2000 at 20:35:55:
: 1) Bunnies - Random thoughts..Ahem...
: 2) Vodka - Inspired by the large bottle sitting
: next to me right now.. (Mwhahaha.. yeah right)
: 3) Invisible younger brother - Ok, we were doing
: this little game thing like we do on Fridays in
: French right? And we were divided into two groups.
: Only one person from each group could come up.
: Since I had already been up, I brought my invisible
: younger brother Erick up. And he was doing alright,
: y'know, cruising right along. Then he screwed up and
: ruined the game for all of us. So, as punishment,
: I had to throw him out the window. Unfortunetly, he
: did not take too kindly to this, and came back through
: the window weilding a large knife. At least, I presumed
: it was him, since large knives do not generally float
: by themseleves... Anyway, since this incident we have
: been to therapy and he has disposed of his anger towards
: me, vowing to take a more optimistic view of life.
: 4) The Vernan Show - Well, we were all pretty damn
: bored in Trig, and the teacher was blabbing on, and I
: happened to have a very extraordinary black pen in my
: hands at the time. His name was Vernan (Vernon really, but
: with a southern accent) and he had his own TV show
: for the kiddies. He even had a song:
: My name is Vernon,
: I'm a black pen.
: I go around the country singin' songs about black pens,
: And I tell 'em,
: my name is Vernon.
: I got a hat,
: Got a big 'ole hat,
: Big 'ole black hat.
: And I take it off,
: When I wanna talk,
: My name is Vernon.
: Very good show that day. Among the guests was an
: alcholic Number 2 pencil named Sanford, a body
: building calculater named Cassie, and a sky-diving,
: anorexic (sp) index card named Dex. Among the highlights
: were when Vernon went skydiving with Dex, our resident
: security guard, China, fought a large, ferocious wad
: of paper, and Vernon explained alcholic and anorexic
: to the kiddies.
: There you are, an explanation.
: Probably way more than you ever wanted to know.
: Aw, &^$&, now I'm doing those little Cyrus double
: spacing things again.
: At least I'm not using his dots...
: AW ^#@!
: Ahem...
: Mike