Posted by MrG 207.231.67.9 using Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I) on April 11, 2000 at 20:35:55:
1) Bunnies - Random thoughts..Ahem...
2) Vodka - Inspired by the large bottle sitting
next to me right now.. (Mwhahaha.. yeah right)
3) Invisible younger brother - Ok, we were doing
this little game thing like we do on Fridays in
French right? And we were divided into two groups.
Only one person from each group could come up.
Since I had already been up, I brought my invisible
younger brother Erick up. And he was doing alright,
y'know, cruising right along. Then he screwed up and
ruined the game for all of us. So, as punishment,
I had to throw him out the window. Unfortunetly, he
did not take too kindly to this, and came back through
the window weilding a large knife. At least, I presumed
it was him, since large knives do not generally float
by themseleves... Anyway, since this incident we have
been to therapy and he has disposed of his anger towards
me, vowing to take a more optimistic view of life.
4) The Vernan Show - Well, we were all pretty damn
bored in Trig, and the teacher was blabbing on, and I
happened to have a very extraordinary black pen in my
hands at the time. His name was Vernan (Vernon really, but
with a southern accent) and he had his own TV show
for the kiddies. He even had a song:
My name is Vernon,
I'm a black pen.
I go around the country singin' songs about black pens,
And I tell 'em,
my name is Vernon.
I got a hat,
Got a big 'ole hat,
Big 'ole black hat.
And I take it off,
When I wanna talk,
My name is Vernon.
Very good show that day. Among the guests was an
alcholic Number 2 pencil named Sanford, a body
building calculater named Cassie, and a sky-diving,
anorexic (sp) index card named Dex. Among the highlights
were when Vernon went skydiving with Dex, our resident
security guard, China, fought a large, ferocious wad
of paper, and Vernon explained alcholic and anorexic
to the kiddies.
There you are, an explanation.
Probably way more than you ever wanted to know.
Aw, &^$&, now I'm doing those little Cyrus double
spacing things again.
At least I'm not using his dots...
AW ^#@!
Ahem...
Mike