Posted by Spyder 63.84.158.85 using Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt) on April 01, 2000 at 22:53:18:
In Reply to: Completely unrelated but funny as hell posted by Kaptan on April 01, 2000 at 21:03:00:
: >A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?"
: >Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:>
: >I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
: >Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call
: >her the Government. We're here to take care of
: >your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll
: >consider her the Working Class. Now your baby
: >brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and
: >see if that makes sense.">
: >So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad
: >has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so
: >he gets up to check on him. He finds that the
: >baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to
: >his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
: >Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's
: >room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
: >keyhole and sees his Father in bed with the nanny.
: >He gives up and goes back to bed.>>The next morning, the little boy says to his
: >father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.">
: >The father says, "Good son, tell me in your
: >own words what you think politics is all about.">
: >The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the
: >Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are
: >being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.">
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